It’s only very recently that I’ve had the internet hooked up at home.

And I knew there was a reason why I’d waited so long.

It’s because when I get drunk I have little to no inhibitions - and even less shame.

Dan + drunk + internet = regrettable messages.

After bidding farewell to a work colleague on Friday, I found myself arriving home at about 3am. A little bit merry.

Clearly I should have remarked to myself what a good night it had been and gone to bed.

But no. I went to the fridge, took the top off my vodka, and let me fingers do the run rampent across the keyboard.

There’s a chap I went to university with who I’ve fallen out with. And a boyfriend who I split up with.

So what does drunk Dan do? Well he thinks it’s a good idea to email via Facebook the pair of them suggesting they watch him play tennis (to see that click here )

To the ex-friend I wrote:

"We aren’t friends anymore. But I thought you like to watch me playing tennis and thus realise why we don’t talk now."

To the ex-boyfriend I wrote:

"This video of me playing tennis might remind you of all the reasons you dumped me."

It’s quite clear that me and suave do not go together.

Me and suave are not friends.

Use the comment feature below to tell me what the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done while drunk. Go on it’ll make you feel better.