Things I hate. And this is not an exhaustive list.

1) Anyone at West Croydon tram station who gets on the tram before everyone else gets off. You are rude and deserve a good stoning.
2) People who say… "I’m not being funny but..." It is true you are not being funny. You are instead about to say something controversial and don’t have the guts to stick to it. Please see Things I hate 3)
3) People who say… "Not being rude but..." Yes you are being rude, you just don’t have the charm to carry it off.
4) Bouncers angry you haven’t finished your drink the second time has been called. Well if you sell it to me at 10:55 sweetheart I wouldn’t be able to drink it by 11:00. You’ve just got yourself to blame.
5) Simply Red.
6) People who like Simply Red.
7) Paul Simon and all his devilish works.
8) Anyone who ever describes themselves at mad. "I’m mad me." Is simply you saying you’ll be asleep by 11:30 and telling your long-suffering boyfriend to tell everyone else to keep the noise down.
9) The word tangy.
10) That not enough people comment on my blog.

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