This afternoon, mercifully after I'd finished eating, I received a message on MySpace from a total stranger:

hello how are you doing?life is interesting when you share it with someone you love ad care about,how do you do that when you don't even have someone to do it with,strange,huh? I am (name),i am looking for a friend and when we get to know more about ourselves we can take it to the next level,write to me today and lets tangle,who knows we can make it to the promised land,my email address is (...),i will be waiting for you and i want u to tell me more about yourself

a. It's called grammar.
b. And spelling.
c. Want to make a lady feel special? DON'T, in your one and only blog entry, include a close-up photograph of a girl's panties nestled between her splayed legs.
d. Hell no!