“Has Fabio Cappello dyed his hair?”

“Does Owen Hargreaves still play for England?” (Craig: “He’s been on the pitch for the last 10 minutes”)

“What if both teams’ strips look alike? How do you know who’s who?”

“Baby .... I’m boooored ... Bay-beeeeeeeeee....”

“Oooh, that wasn’t a bad goal, was it?” (when Switzerland equalised)

(to myself ) “McLaren! That was it. Couldn’t remember his name for the life of me.” (Craig: *sigh.........* )

“Why are the fans singing the song from Chicken Run?” (Craig: (through gritted teeth ) “It’s from The Great Escape .”