Ten signs you know it’s time to call it a night (or things I may or may not have done while out drinking with work chums last night):

- You have a long conversation with someone on the phone, then can’t remember a word of it

- You invite work colleagues to stay at your house

- You openly swap your killer heels for trainers in the street

- You put your iPod on, and find yourself doing a strange combination of walking/dancing down the street

- You buy extremely questionable takeaway food

- Then can’t bear to eat it because you’re on the verge of being sick

- You get home and are sick

- Then eat the takeaway, which has gone completely cold


.....I cringe at myself sometimes.